How To Make Sex Machine With Mixer

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  1. How do I get my neighbor’s constuction team to quiet their cement mixer?
    I live in the suburbs, but they are building a new two-storey house across from mine. Worst part is, the whole structure is made of reinforced concrete. The mixer they use is practically an antique and they have it on from 6:30 till about 19:00. It’s like the sound of two robots having extremely violent sex in a marble quarry. How do I get them to make it run quieter, since the construction’s gonna be going for at least another month?
    What I mean is: can I get them to oil it or something? What can you generally do for an older cement mixer? Because it makes this unnatural, gritty grinding sound.

    • Have you tried nicely to ask them to oil it. have you told them about the grinding gritty sound?

      are they still rolling on the ground.

      cement mixers are cheaply made and ill fitting and yes they can make a lot of noise. the grinding and gritty is the sound of tumbling aggregate

      but most contractors would rather not cause friction with the neighbors for obvious reasons. If you asked them they might move the mixer.. or they could stack thier materials between your house and the machine as a sound abatement

      why are your neighbors building a bomb shelter?

    • Do you want the yellow or chocolate version?

      here’s the yellow

      Better Than Sex Cake

      cake:
      1 pk (18.25 oz) plain yellow cake mix
      8 Tbsp butter, melted (1 stick)
      1 cup whole milk
      3 large eggs

      topping:
      1 can (20 oz) crushed pineapple packed in juice, undrained
      1 cup sugar
      1 pkg (5.1 oz) vanilla instant pudding mix
      3 cups whole milk 1 container (8 oz) frozen whipped topping, thawed
      1 cup chopped pecans, toasted
      1 pkg frozen unsweetened grated coconut, thawed (if you can not find it, cut back on sugar and use the sweetened)

      1.Place a rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 350º. Lightly mist a 13×9 baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. Set aside.
      2.Place the cake mix, melted butter, milk and eggs in a large mixing bowl. Blend with an electric mixer on low speed for 1 minute. Stop the machine and scrape down the side of the bowl with a rubber spatula. Increase the mixer speed to medium and beat 2 minutes more, scraping the sides down again if needed. The batter should look thick and well blended. Pour the batter into the prepared pan, smoothing the top with the rubber spatula. Place the pan in the oven.
      3.Bake the cake until it springs back when lightly pressed with your finger and just starts to pull away from the sides of the pan, 28-32 minutes.
      4.Meanwhile, prepare the topping. Place the pineapple with its juice and the sugar in a medium saucepan over medium heat, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves and the mixture comes just to a boil, 2 minutes. Set the pan aside.
      5.Remove the cake from the oven and immediately poke holes in the top of it with a drinking straw or chopping. Spoon the pineapple and sugar mixture evenly over the top of the cake.
      6.Place the pudding mix and cold milk in a large mixing bowl and blend according to the package directions. Spread the pudding over the pineapple layer with a rubber spatula. Place the pan in the refrigerator to chill for 30 minutes.
      7.Place the whipped topping, pecans and coconut in a large mixing bowl and stir gently until the pecans and coconut are well distributed. Spread this whipped topping layer over the pudding layer and return cake to the refrigerator. Chill the cake until the topping has a chance to set, 30 minutes more. Slice into squares and serve.

      Store this cake, covered in waxed paper, in the refrigerator for up to 1 week. It tastes best if made a day ahead of serving.

  2. You’re going to spend 10 years in a prison cell. Which of the following item do you choose?
    You’re going to spend 10 years in a 10×10 foot cell. The cell has the most basic facilities.

    A toilet, cold running water from a tap, a thin mattress and a light. Everyday a basic ration of food is delivered through a small hatch. There is no way to escape this cell. Before you enter you are given 30 credits to spend on some of the following items.

    Access to a basic gym. It contains a rowing machine, treadmill and several free weights. [10 Credits]

    A window. The window overlooks a lake. It does not open and you cannot break the glass. [3 Credits]

    A comfortable bed. Memory Foam Mattress, a quilt and two comfortable pillows. Sheets are washed weekly and delivered through the hatch. [6 Credits]

    Unlimited alcohol. Either beer or spirits available through a second tap. You must choose what drink you want before you enter the cell and cannot change your selection. Mixer available for spirits. [8 Credits]

    42″ TV. You can select 1 TV station to view. You must choose what station you want before you enter the cell and cannot change your selection. [6 Credits]

    PS3/Xbox360/Wii. You may select one current generation console and 10 games. You must have a TV to play these on. [6 Credits]

    Gaming PC. You can select 10 games. The computer has no internet connection. [10 Credits]

    100 Books. You can choose your selection. [7 Credits]

    Unlimited takeaway food. Whenever you want you could get McDonalds’, KFC, Burger King, Subway, or any other food from a fast food restaurant. [10 Credits]

    A companion. Another person to spend the time with. You may choose the sex of the person and general age. [15 Credits]

    32GB MP3 player and speakers. Loaded with your favourite music. [5 Credits]

    Tennis ball. Think of the fun you can have! [2 Credits]

    Netflix. You must have a TV or PC to view it on. As new films are released they will be available to view. [2 Credits]

    A cat. The cat will receive as much food and vetcare as it needs. [5 Credits]

    A dog. Mans best friend. The dog will receive as much food and vetcare as it needs. [4 Credits]

    Access to a read only archive of Reddit. [2 Credits]

    Hot water. Available in a shower cubical attached to the cell. [3 Credits]

    Access to a garden. The garden is the same size as the cell. It is surrounded by 15ft walls which are impossible to climb over and escape. [9 Credits]

    Double the cell space. Have a bit more room to live in. [4 Credits]

    Get out 1 year early. You may buy as many of these as you like. [4 Credits]

    $2million when you leave. You may buy as many of these as you like. [3 Credits]

    Healthcare. If you get ill, whether it’s a cold or full blown cancer, you will receive the best medical care possible. [5 Credits]

    Youth. Don’t age a day while inside the cell. [5 Credits]

    Knowledge. You will have the chance to study for 6 hours every day in a subject of your choice. A tutor will be available once a week. [7 Credits]

    Guitar. A guide to how to play is included if you dont know how. [6 Credits**]

    Leave immediately card. You can use this to leave the cell straight away. However you will forfeit your ability to see. You’ll be free but blind. You can choose whether or not to use this item. [1 Credit]

    What do you pick and why?

    • I didn’t find my option right there!
      I’d want many canvas as i need,colors unlimited,and all the stuff i need for panting,pencils,charcoal,brushes,ink..
      with books of famous paintings

      My Bf would pick the gym though :) or the Music system
      or he’s pick me to be with him
      I also pick a person to be with,that’s my boyfriend..the years will pass so fast with him,n’ I’l be learning and having fun :)

      so for me,in short,from your options,My BF

      ADD:
      I didn’t get the credits thing O_o
      I can pick many things???
      I’d take the cat in deed,and the view
      and the guitar if it comes with a trainer :P
      the 2 millions are good as well,I’d do more if I was working in the ten years though!

  3. You’re going to spend 10 years in a prison cell. Which for the following items do you choose?
    You’re going to spend 10 years in a 10×10 foot cell. The cell has the most basic facilities.

    A toilet, cold running water from a tap, a thin mattress and a light. Everyday a basic ration of food is delivered through a small hatch. There is no way to escape this cell. Before you enter you are given 30 credits to spend on some of the following items.

    Access to a basic gym. It contains a rowing machine, treadmill and several free weights. [10 Credits]

    A window. The window overlooks a lake. It does not open and you cannot break the glass. [3 Credits]

    A comfortable bed. Memory Foam Mattress, a quilt and two comfortable pillows. Sheets are washed weekly and delivered through the hatch. [6 Credits]

    Unlimited alcohol. Either beer or spirits available through a second tap. You must choose what drink you want before you enter the cell and cannot change your selection. Mixer available for spirits. [8 Credits]

    42″ TV. You can select 1 TV station to view. You must choose what station you want before you enter the cell and cannot change your selection. [6 Credits]

    PS3/Xbox360/Wii. You may select one current generation console and 10 games. You must have a TV to play these on. [6 Credits]

    Gaming PC. You can select 10 games. The computer has no internet connection. [10 Credits]

    100 Books. You can choose your selection. [7 Credits]

    Unlimited takeaway food. Whenever you want you could get McDonalds’, KFC, Burger King, Subway, or any other food from a fast food restaurant. [10 Credits]

    A companion. Another person to spend the time with. You may choose the sex of the person and general age. [15 Credits]

    32GB MP3 player and speakers. Loaded with your favourite music. [5 Credits]

    Tennis ball. Think of the fun you can have! [2 Credits]

    Netflix. You must have a TV or PC to view it on. As new films are released they will be available to view. [2 Credits]

    A cat. The cat will receive as much food and vetcare as it needs. [5 Credits]

    A dog. Mans best friend. The dog will receive as much food and vetcare as it needs. [4 Credits]

    Access to a read only archive of Reddit. [2 Credits]

    Hot water. Available in a shower cubical attached to the cell. [3 Credits]

    Access to a garden. The garden is the same size as the cell. It is surrounded by 15ft walls which are impossible to climb over and escape. [9 Credits]

    Double the cell space. Have a bit more room to live in. [4 Credits]

    Get out 1 year early. You may buy as many of these as you like. [4 Credits]

    $2million when you leave. You may buy as many of these as you like. [3 Credits]

    Healthcare. If you get ill, whether it’s a cold or full blown cancer, you will receive the best medical care possible. [5 Credits]

    Youth. Don’t age a day while inside the cell. [5 Credits]

    Knowledge. You will have the chance to study for 6 hours every day in a subject of your choice. A tutor will be available once a week. [7 Credits]

    Guitar. A guide to how to play is included if you dont know how. [6 Credits**]

    Leave immediately card. You can use this to leave the cell straight away. However you will forfeit your ability to see. You’ll be free but blind. You can choose whether or not to use this item. [1 Credit]

    Choose wisely.
    What would you pick and why?

    • Just gotta say first, this is an amazing question. Love the effort you put in
      Okay, 30 credits, huh? Oh man, this would suck so bad but if I had to choose…

      Youth – 5 credits (Seeing as I won’t age, that makes the leaving early and such not as important – though I still miss out on time with my family)
      Hot water – 3 credits (Because the least they could give me is that…)
      42″ TV – 6 credits (TV is a reliable source of entertainment, not as easy to get sick of)
      Companion (near the same age, doesn’t matter what gender) – 15 credits (It would make the whole situation much more bearable and less boring, this is a very important one. I might go insane without a companion)
      I have 1 credit leftover, what does that get me?

      I don’t even know. That was really hard. Like I said, great question – star for you. :)
      Have a good night!
      Lbee

  4. What is the difference between a blood pregnanct test, and a urine pregnancy test?
    I believe with urine it will tell you if you’ve gotten pregnant 10 days before, or longer..? Roughly..?

    I have a doctors appt tomorrow morning, and my boyfriend & I are trying to concieve. We had sex 2 times on Wednesday, 6 times on Saturday and 2 times today (Sunday.) Would it be to early to ask for a BLOOD pregnanct test?

    My periods are irregular, so I don’t know when I ovulate.
    Test is free, I have wonderful insurance! :D Thanks Daddy lol

    Also, I took a urine test on friday & it was negative. I am just kind of asking for sh.ts & giggles and figuring what the difference between the blood and urine is :) thanks!

    • You need to miss your period for a urine test, even if you take it 5 days before you can get a false result.

      There are 2 blood test:

      Qualitative = this one, they draw blood, take 3 drops and put them on a HPT for 3 mins. Wait for the lines to say yes or no. You can get an accurate result at weeks 3.5 – 4.5

      Quantitative = this one, they draw blood and put it on a mixer for 1 hour. The machine reads for HcG hormones in your blood, if it comes back with higher than a 2% then you are pregnant. You can get an accurate result at 2.5 – 3 weeks.

  5. is this a good analysis of this advertisement on gender?
    can any body tell me or help me. Is this analysis any good its about gender in an advertisement and could u tell me what i need to include or what im missing if someone could re-word it for me thanks.
    Here it is Gender Analysis – Kenwood chef Advertisement
    The advertisement Kenwood chef is a commonly recognized brand, which features a husband and wife. It is advertised the Kenwood chef kitchen mixer with a man wearing a suit as if he is going to work, the wife shown in a submissive, compliant posture wearing a chef’s hat. The wife appears as a label marketed object stereotyped that all women can do is stay at home and cook for their husbands.
    In the confound image the husband is portrayed as the traditional male always active in the work force hence the suit and well styled hair. The visual depiction of the wife caters that woman are reliant on their husbands to provide. The female in the advertisement is identified as a cleaning/household specialists, this role is formally pique towards woman of any age and stereotyped that women are good at home and are not active contributors to society. Her hat symbolizes the freelance roles, as house wife, cleaner, cooker and house groom. This can be detrimental to all age groups in the female perspective as well as identification of these advertisements from the young girls which can or may create a false image of their place in society. is serving there husband and taking care of the home which can be detrimental to the formation of goals and dream for many of the young children.
    Harmonious and happy they stand, with the mixer in place with a smile on their face’s giving joy to the new product and nurturing the husband that she has a new machine to make food for the family. Giving that she has already has food prepared for him this is a chance to improve the meal, this is devaluing woman as a whole. The intended purpose of the advertisement is to merely sell a mixer, the ad contains a message that suggests that women are cooking machines, and this advertisement circulated around the 1960s does not take into account the active women in the workforce. When explained the advert does not appeal to women directly as the buyer of the product, the product is initially aimed at the husband, mostly because the male has more spending power in the household which makes him responsible for acquiring new equipment for his wife to use, this article affects both sexes.
    In large print; reads “The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!” this doesn’t just devalue and devote woman but endorses that men are the more dominant and important. I believe this advertisement was done in a time where it was considered politically correct to circulate this kind of advertisement. If it were circulated in the present time, woman rights activists would be on protest on an absurd statement. Although, this article was created in a time where the workforce primarily consisted of men where only one member of the household was needed to support the family. On my thoughts I don’t think that it was created purposely to devalue woman.

    and link to add:http://www.adsimissed.com/print/87/large/Kenwood_Chef-_Thats_What_Wives_are_for_9CDFK.jpg

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